What a more beautiful way to kick off a Monday night than with the Diva costume contest Battle Royal? How in the world is Victoria going to fight in that Sumo outfit? LOL. This is a total cat fight and it's hard to keep an eye on any one woman, but it's all in good fun. The lovely Kelly Kelly from ECW wins this battle. Then out comes Beth Phoenix to have her say about the results. Kelly makes her way out of the ring, but gets put back in rather quickly. The Glamazon absolutely dominates the petite little blonde in the ring and walks out just as rudely as she walked in. To quote Ron Simmons, Damn!
Shawn Michaels walks out to a huge standing ovation in the Philadelphia Arena tonight! He address the fans with confidence and a sense of humor. He's got good news and bad news. Good news is he knocked out Randy Orton last night at Cyber Sunday with sweet chin music. The bad news is Michaels is not our new WWE champion (yet!). He is invoking his right to a rematch with Orton tonight but of course has to get interrupted by none other than the Chairman of the Board, Mr. McMahon! Who in the hell dressed Vince tonight? Who told this billionaire that mustard yellow was a good color for a suit? Wow....I guess when you have that much money you look good in anything? Vince is in Michaels face and telling it like it is according to Vince. Shawn doesn't let Vince get the best of this face off and he tells it like it really is. He wants to take Randy Orton out of commission, he admits that he wants to take Orton out just like he was taken out by Orton. Vince starts talking about Survivor Series. Vince grants Michaels wish and says he's got his match at Survivor Series. Shawn then almost super kicks the head off the chairman, as a message, "I could have had you if I wanted you!" This night only gets better!
Hardcore Holly enters the squared circle tonight teamed up with Cody Rhodes against the self proclaimed World's Greatest Tag Team Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin. I'm glad to see that Holly and Rhodes finally were able to put their hard knocks behind them and are able to combine their fine abilities against Benjamin and Haas who are just way to full of themselves in my opinion. Rhodes has definitely brought his game to the ring tonight and really is taking it to Charlie Haas. Then as quickly as it started, it's over, and Rhodes delivers a DDT to Haas to win it for himself and his partner Hardcore Holly. Just another notch in the respect belt there Cody! Good job!
Todd Grisham is interviewing Beth Phoenix about what happened to Kelly Kelly tonight and what happened to Candace Michelle last week. She has no remorse and she says that she did what she did to make a statement, that Divas who do nothing more than try to be what they are not end up out of a job. Wow she's really hardcore.
William Regal is reprimanding Mr. McMahon for putting himself in harms way with Shawn Michaels earlier, and criticizing him for making the Triple H vs. Umaga and Orton match later tonight. Mr. McMahon justifies it by saying that his reasons for putting Triple H in this match are personal. Then he has a private moment with Hornswaggle who is set to face Jonathan Coachman. Hornswaggle has got such a cute little face, he always looks so innocent. Vince gives him a heartfelt pep talk about becoming a McMahon and standing on your own two feet. McMahon's will get knocked down and every time they do they keep getting back up. Hornswaggle looks so motivated by these heart to heart with his Dad. Vince then tells him the secret of being a McMahon, you have to learn to HATE. You have to hate to be successful. What a great piece of advice to give a child, I'm thinking about having that conversation with my son tomorrow morning....(not!)
Jonathan Coachman comes out to the ring not looking very happy. He is going to enjoy beating the littlest McMahon Hornswaggle tonight. I think he needs to be prepared for much more than he originally planned. The special guest referee for this match up is the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley! This match is all too funny, oh my god! Coach brings a chair into the ring after knocking down Foley, but he doesn't get the chance to use it because Foley takes it away from him and knocks Coach down. Dual Socko's comes out and Hornswaggle wins this match with a huge frog splash off the top rope.....Hornswaggle runs out of the ring to go tell Dad about his victory. The lesson of this match is never leave your family jewels in the hands of a baby socko!
Todd Grisham makes a brave interview with Triple H who blows off Todd's insults by using his witty sense of humor. Triple H is pretty sure that he is going to win tonight's match up, but if by some fluke he goes down, he's taking Orton and Umaga with him! They may be the biggest bad asses in the game, but Triple H IS the game!
The fantastic Paul London is in action tonight (with his partner Brian Kendrick in his corner) against Lance Cade (with his partner Trevor Murdock in his corner). Will this turn into a 2 on 2 free for all, we'll see. Cade makes some quick work on the back of Paul London. Cripple the opponent and they are easier to pin. London makes a great recovery with a springboard cross body, and starts to get a leg up. The London is tossed to the outside by Cade and Brian Kendrick intervenes when Trevor Murdock walks towards London. Well this intervention wasn't a match winner, and Cade gets the win in this match over London. Suddenly out come the Highlanders Rory and Robbie McAllister, who are absolutely destroying London and Kendrick. They are sending a message to the tag champs, that they are next!
Jeff Hardy will see action tonight with his partner tonight D.H. Smith (son of the late great wrestler The British Bulldog) against Carlito and Mr. Kennedy. They all look to be in such bad moods. Jeff and Mr. Kennedy start off this match and it's a replay of Cyber Sunday. The hatred boils up and they lock up. Kennedy is making a good use of his corner and his partner and Carlito enters the match. Hardy goes for an early cover but Carlito kicks out. D.H. Smith gets tagged in and Carlito gets to exact his revenge for being beat by this newcomer next week. Carlito gets Smith in the corner and lets loose the flurry of blows. Kennedy tries to sneak up behind Smith, but Hardy steps in and clears the ring of the problem. (nice!) Smith and Carlito are the legal men in the ring still and Carlito has him in a submission leg hold. This can't feel good. Smith really needs to get that tag to his partner. It doesn't come and Kennedy is tagged in and begins to dissect the new face on Raw. Kennedy is working his magic to make sure that Smith doesn't get that necessary tag to his partner. No tag is made, but Carlito gets in the ring and starts stomping on Smith. The ref won't allow it and calls for Kennedy to get back in the ring and make a proper tag. He does and Carlito comes right back in. Lord have mercy on this poor guy as they work over the knees of Smith. He makes the tag finally and in comes Hardy to save the day! The rainbow haired warrior gets off a whisper in the wind but the cover is interrupted by Kennedy. A twist of fate and a high flying swanton bomb wins the match for Hardy and Smith. Kennedy is left outside the ring clutching his crotch cause he hit himself on the ring rope, just goes to show you shouldn't try to cheat to win.
Dammit, I made it 1 hour and 38 minutes without having to deal with Santino Marella, but out he comes to the ring. He wants to make a formal complaint to the travel department. He says he was prevented from coming to Cyber Sunday because they screwed up his travel so badly. Once again he is criticizing the movie The Condemned. This is so stupid. Marella has a pre taped version of himself acting like Stone Cold and argues with himself. Wow this guy must be desperate for face time. I hope Stone Cold comes out and opens a can of the "Ass Whip" (lol) on him. Calgon take me away! Maria comes out ringside and announces that Stone Cold is going to be on Raw next week providing Marella the perfect opportunity to take it up with the Rattlesnake.
The winner of the 2007 Diva Search Contest will be decided tonight on Raw. It's down to Brooke and Eve. I have to say that I always prefer dark hair to blonde any day of the week but that's just my preference. I honestly think that Eve is more athletic than Brooke but the voting fans will chose the fate of these two lovely ladies tonight! AND the winner IS: EVE! I just knew she was going to win it, best of luck to the newest Diva.
Randy Orton comes out for his match with his partner for the night Umaga to take on the King of Kings Triple H. I have no idea what Mr. McMahon plans to prove by putting Triple H in these matches every week where his body and spirit are put to the test. I hope that Triple H has an ace up his sleeve tonight because as much as I love this man, he's at a slight disadvantage tonight! Umaga shoves Randy Orton towards the corner and stalks Triple H. Triple H gets in the ring. Then the match begins with Umaga and Orton going after The Game. Triple H is avoiding all the maneuvers that Orton and Umaga throw at him at first, but then they start the two on one beating. A Samoan drop gets Triple H on the matt and the beatings continue. Shawn Michaels runs in and he and Triple H clean house. The match is called for DQ but it's looking like DX
is finally back! I knew this day would come and I am more than excited about it! It's about time guys!
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