Tonight's Monday night Raw starts off with Randy Orton in the ring for his contract signing with John Cena for their match at No Way Out which is coming up soon! "John Cena's word means nothing to me, that's why I want it in writing" declares Orton. He says he doesn't want Cena backing out due to his previous injury which he just came back to the squared circle from. Cena is shown on the Titan Tron making his way to the ring. Orton sits at the table and puts his feet up like he owns the place and the crowd is on it's feet as Cena comes out! Cena wastes no time getting into that ring and he stares down the chump (I mean champ). Cena knocks Orton's feet off the table to make room for the contract signing. Tension flares between these two men. Cena signs the contract and tosses it back at Orton with no questions asked. "I guess I'll see ya in two weeks! However if Mark Henry tears that pectoral muscle of yours tonight in that arm wrestling match, no matter we are still on for our match at No Way Out." Orton explains. Mark Henry runs out and Cena turns his back on Orton just long enough to get a huge RKO from the champ. Ladies and gentlemen the mind games have begun!
Kelly Kelly from ECW makes her way to the ring for some Diva tag action. Her partner tonight is Mickie James. They are fighting against Victoria and Beth Phoenix. Victoria and Kelly start this match off. Kelly gets an early backslide on Victoria but Victoria breaks out of it quickly. Victoria gets Kelly off her feet and throws her onto the floor hard. Kelly gets the tag in to Mickie who takes it to the powerhouse Victoria. Beth shakes the ropes as Mickie goes up top, Mickie falls and possibly injures her knee a bit, when Beth gets into the ring it's on. Beth and Mickie bonk heads and Beth gets a tag in to Victoria. Mickie takes Victoria down hard and wins this match for herself and Kelly. She taunts Beth to "come on" back into the ring, but the Glamazon knows when to retreat. Mickie is proud of her win tonight and it's one step closer to that title!
Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring and grabs a microphone. He talks about last year's Royal Rumble where he almost eliminated the Undertaker. He then went on to Wrestlemania where he almost won the WWE championship against John Cena. "I can't stand being in second place! I still find myself unsatisfied!" Michaels is putting all those contenders of the elimination chamber match at No Way Out on notice. Michaels is interrupted by one of those contenders Chris Jericho. Jericho grabs a microphone too. "I respect you as a person and a professional." Jericho says, but he disagrees with Shawn's assumption that he will win the chamber match. Jericho is convinced that he will win the chamber match because he's been in three chamber matches which is more than any of the other contenders! Well Jeff Hardy has something to say about that! He too grabs a microphone. "I think it's great that you too want to get back to that main event at Wrestlemania, but I have never been to the main event at Wrestlemania." Whatever it takes is what Jeff Hardy is going to do to secure that chance. Jeff is interrupted by JBL. JBL grabs a microphone and he's rude as usual. JBL always gets what he wants whether he buys it or takes it and he's going to win it because Umaga is guaranteeing JBL's safe passage through the chamber match. Umaga comes out to interrupt JBL's little speech. JBL thinks Umaga is on his side, he's a stupid millionaire. Umaga gets in the ring and give JBL "the look". Snitsky comes out too? He says they have all had their chances and that he deserves to be in that chamber match and he says if they don't give him a spot that he'll take one himself. Shawn gets in Snitsky's face and says he doesn't deserve squat and that Snitsky only deserves a good dental hygienist. All hell breaks loose and these men all go for each other. William Regal interrupts the festivities long enough to make a 6 man tag match tonight between these 6 men. It'll be Shawn, Jeff and Chris against Umaga, JBL and Snitsky. A little preview of the elimination chamber match.
Mr. Kennedy comes out looking very unhappy. He has a match tonight against Super Crazy. These two lock up and get this match underway. A low drop kick by Kennedy to Super Crazy weakens him. Mr. Kennedy is really taking it to Super Crazy tonight. He's targeting Super Crazy's legs and using any maneuver he can to hurt his opponent. Super Crazy fights back for a moment but Kennedy gets an inverted figure 4 submission hold on Super Crazy and wins this match up. (He couldn't even do the figure 4 right, that's funny!) Mr. Kennedy makes a statement about the Smackdown event Friday Night where MVP reversed the figure 4 on Ric Flair and didn't hear the ref counting down and got himself disqualified. MVP then brutalizes Ric by taking out his leg on the steel steps and ring post. Ric had to be helped out of the ring that night because of the brutality at the hands of MVP. Mr. Kennedy taunts Flair, challenging him to a match next week on Raw. Kennedy is convinced that he will end the career of Flair and if not, then he will limp for the rest of his life!
Santino Marella comes out accompanied by Maria and his tag team partner Carlito. They will be fighting against Brian Kendrick and Paul London. Carlito and Kendrick kick this one off fast and furious. Kendrick explodes and knocks Carlito off his feet. Santino pulls the ropes open and Kendrick flies out of the ring. Paul London then chases Santino around the ring. Carlito gets a backstabber on Kendrick and wins this match up tonight. Santino didn't even have a chance to get into the match.
Mr. McMahon comes out to induct the newest member into the "Kiss my Ass club". Little Hornswaggle is going to be the victim this time. I hope Finlay comes out and shoves something up Vince's butt! Vince says he's doing this as a concerned parent and he's doing it out of tough love to show how much he cares about his kids. He insults all the parents that don't take care of their kids. He says that every kid in that audience is a spoiled brat! He says that every parent should make their kids kiss their ass literally. Hornswaggle comes out. He looks utterly defeated. Vince is really smug at this point. Hornswaggle gets in the ring and faces his "father". "I want you to listen to me, you must understand that I love you and you know that you brought this on yourself. You know that this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." Mr. McMahon then starts taking down his pants. He drops drawers and hikes up his thong (ewwww). Hornswaggle can't bring himself to kiss the old man white ass. Finlay interrupts this session of tough love. "What is wrong with you?" Finlay asks. "I sign your paycheck Finlay, after Hornswaggle kisses my ass you can too!" I'm sure Finlay isn't going to go for it either. Vince drops drawers again and Finlay holds Hornswaggle back. Hornswaggle runs up and bites Vince right on the butt. Good job! I knew Finlay would help him out. Finlay you are my hero! Mr. McMahon announces a match next week between himself and Hornswaggle on Raw. It's a no disqualification match and if Finlay gets involved he'll be fired! Moral of the story never bite the butt that feeds you!
Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes come out to face Trevor Murdock and Lance Cade. Holly and Murdock lock up first in this match. Murdock gets the tag to Cade. Cade gets a nice side Russia leg sweep on Holly but Holly doesn't stay down. Murdock gets the tag as does Holly and Rhodes and Murdock are in the ring. A nice DDT by Rhodes wins the match for the tag champs tonight. Carlito interrupts the end of this match. New #1 contenders have been named, Carlito and Santino are now the #1 contenders. Holly is all for that and neither of the tag champs really looks all that threatened.
Jeff Hardy comes out for the 6 man tag team match. His partners are Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels. They will take on the unruly team of Snitsky, JBL and Umaga. Umaga and Michaels will kick off this explosive match up. Some heavy handed chops catch Umaga off guard at first. Michaels makes a tag to Jericho and Umaga gets raw on Jericho. Umaga tags in Snitsky who kicks Jericho around a bit. Jericho gets a nice spring board drop kick then tags in Hardy. Jericho assumes the position and Hardy uses Jericho as a launch as he runs into Snitsky. JBL gets a tag in and goes after Hardy. Brutal fists assault the rainbow haired warrior but Hardy fights back. JBL tags Snitsky back in. Michaels gets back in for his team. Snitsky smashed Michaels to the ground with a mighty blow. Michaels gets a submission leg lock on Snitsky, but Umaga breaks up the hold. Jericho gets in and takes Snitsky out with a drop kick. Hardy takes out JBL and Michaels takes out Umaga. These three clear the ring in nothing flat. (Commercial break interrupts my match darn it!) Snitsky and Jericho are the legal men in until Snitsky gets the tag to Umaga. Jericho is in the opposite corner from his team getting absolutely stomped by the opponents. Umaga gets a submission squeeze on Jericho but Jericho gets out of it, only to get a Samoan drop by the Samoan Bulldozer. The crowd is behind Jericho but he desperately needs to get a tag to stay alive in this match. Umaga gets a tag to JBL who continues the barrage of pain on Jericho. Jericho fights back but gets a huge boot to the face for his efforts. Jericho kicks out of the following cover. Snitsky is tagged in and he bear hugs Jericho. Jericho fights his way out of the hold and gets back down to his feet. Umaga gets the tag and he kicks Jericho over and over and exchanges chops with Jericho. Umaga goes to the second rope and flies at Jericho who moves at the last second. Jericho is going for a tag but gets stopped by Umaga. Jericho finally tags in Hardy who is facing Snitsky. Hardy gets a whisper in the wind on Snitksy. All hell breaks loose for a moment but Jeff Hardy gets the Swanton bomb on Snitsky and wins this match up for his team tonight.
John Cena is making his way to the ring for his arm wrestling match against the world's strongest man Mark Henry. Henry says that Cena has oil on his hands and refuses to start the hold. The ref checks and Cena is clean. Mark Henry gets a cheap shot on Cena at fist, but they the real match begins. Cena battles back from almost a complete loss over Henry and is winning when interrupted by Orton. Cena gets the FU on Mark Henry as Orton looks on in horror. Orton was trying to get another RKO but flubbed that attempt. Cena has Orton's number that's for sure and in 13 days at No Way Out Orton's number is up!
Tune in next week for more explosive action on Monday night Raw!
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